Office Shenanigans – Our Private Pirate

Life in the porn biz isn’t always exciting.  Don’t get me wrong.  We love our jobs and have a ton of fun.  There are tedious moments though.

For instance, barring a few very trusted studios and directors (e.g. Evil Angel and Ben Dover) we watch everything before we decide whether or not to sell it.  It plays into our guarantee which says that you can return any movie for any reason.  In other words, we don’t ask customers to sift through piles and piles of sub-standard porn.  We do that for you and only the best of the best make it through our screening process.

Sometimes, screening all these movies can suck out loud, especially when you get into a stack of 10 or so that ALL stink.  In moments like this, you try to find ways to entertain yourself since the porn isn’t doing the job.

Thus, our Private Pirate was born.


This is a promotional cardboard standup from Private of Sophie Evans, a Hungarian porn star who was mostly active in the late 90’s and early 00’s.  As true international sex stars go (which are far and few between), she was up at the highest levels.

Over the past couple of months, Sophie has been slowly transformed from a Private-Euro-Glamour-Slut to a salty pirate; the result of watching bad porn so you don’t have to do it!

-Scottie Mac