We Don’t Update This Enough (We Know)

You can consider this an apology if you like.

That said, I feel like I should explain, at least a little.

Your Choice is a small company, but we do quite a bit of business. The people that work here (like me) end up wearing a lot of hats as they say.

Sometimes, those hats are worn simultaneously.

Sometimes, those hats are worn simultaneously.

That means that projects that aren’t 100% essential to day-to-day operations are neglected, especially when people are away on holidays and such.

It kind of sucks, because I really enjoy entertaining all you wonderful pervs.

But the important take-away from all this though is that our Web Shop never goes ignored. We may not be able to update the blog, but you can be sure we’re keeping up with all the latest, greatest porn in the world – day in and day out.

And that’s not just hyperbole, either. We reject a lot of DVD’s because they don’t meet our quality standards.

Anyway, I’m not doing my job if I don’t encourage you to go buy some fucking porn right this moment. One of my bosses insists I “ask for the sale.”

Speaking of porn you should buy

Here’s a picture of Samantha Bentley and Lexi Lowe (Your Choice Girl of the Year 2014) with Omar Williams‘ spooge on their faces.


This is a promo image for Night Creatures, the latest big thing from Harmony.

Go on. Get yours now and make me look good to my bosses.