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Twitter Pic of the Day: Nuclear Hydrogen to Helium Fusion and India Summer’s Anus

So, the female form is a glorious and magical thing. Especially India Summer’s form.

And of all the pornstars I’ve come to fancy in 10 years in the business, India (and possibly Devinn Lane, even if she’s completely off the map these days) is probably the one I’d choose to go out on a date with should she consent to such a thing.

But after seeing this photo, I might be reconsidering.

Where’s Neil deGrasse Tyson when you need him? I get the idea he’s the only one who can explain this phenomena.

I mean, what if the date goes well? What if she asks me to push my unremarkable, average sized cork into her butt and this happens again.

I dunno, India. I think you’re great and all, but I don’t want to get my neatly trimmed pubes scorched.

So yeah, that was all pretty silly, but that’s the point of this column.

We have a slew of movies with Miss India herself, and you can buy them by the armful here.

They’re all rather fresh. (Check out my hip-hop slang. OG Scottie Mac in the hizzy. *drops mic*)

I would like it (and I’m sure India wouldn’t mind) if you checked out her Twitter feed (@MsIndiaSummer).

Ta for now, nerds.