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Twitter Pic of the Day: Darla Crane Makes the 90’s Look Good

Darla Crane , is among one of porn’s great MILF-types. In many ways (besides not actually being my wife) she’s perfect for a guy like me.

She describes herself as a “Geeky, neurotic pop culture junkie,” and a “Commie pinko liberal.”

I’m both of those things.

We can also attest to the fact that she’s kinky. I like kinky.

Darla’s also just all kinds of hot, and not in the stereotypical Southern California, polystyrene kind of way. No, she’s the kind of chick you see in the grocery store and hope some accident has you crashing your carts together, and later crashing your junk together.

And then this photo sealed the deal:

We hope they vacuumed the carpet first. Nothing worse than cat hair tickling yer nips.

Apparently, this is Darla in a wig during the early 90’s generally dressed in a way that we feel channels Cassandra Peterson (aka Elvira, Mistress of the Dark) perfectly. Given that Elvira waited patiently for me in my spank bank several nights out of the week when I was a teenager, you can see why this photo tickles me in my general pants area.

Thanks for sharing this, Darla.

You can check out all of the films we have starring Darla Crane here.

You can also follow her on Twitter here and visit her Official Website here.