Twitter Gold: Brooklyn Blue and Jessica Jensen are Chavs On the Piss

Normally, on this site being “on the piss” might be meant in a more literal sense.  Especially given that one of our best selling videos over the past year has been Public Pissing #1: The British Edition.

But here, we’re literally talking about two of Britain’s biggest stars, Brooklyn Blue and Jessica Jensen, having a bit of fun on video after a few bevs.

Jessica, when I see you in a few weeks, I won’t expect a blowjob – even though I am a man, and I have a cock. You’ve made this statement while drunk, and I just can’t bare to make you own up to it. After all, booze does strange things to people.

Anyway, be sure to check out both Brooklyn Blue and Jessica Jensen’s movies over on our DVD shop. And follow them both on Twitter for more hilarity!

Brooklyn Blue on Twitter

Jessica Jensen on Twitter


WTF: Britain’s Got (Rectal) Talent

This got passed over to me by one of my colleagues, Denise. For what it’s worth, Denise is also the same one who ate this truly horrifying lunch.

I don’t even know what to say here, really.

I’m always a little amazed when people take the time and effort to make this kind of shit, not to mention doing it as well as they have. Don’t get me wrong. I think it’s hilarious. And one can’t help but admire her anal elasticity. I just don’t quite understand how someone has this much time on their hands.

I wish I knew who the model is so I could give her a plug. If you know, tell me in the comments.

Until then, pass it along.

EDIT: One of our favourite Twitter followers, @WoodsyLovesPorn, let us know that this is, in fact, Hot Kinky Jo.

Thanks for that, Woodsy!