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WTF: Britain’s Got (Rectal) Talent

This got passed over to me by one of my colleagues, Denise. For what it’s worth, Denise is also the same one who ate this truly horrifying lunch.

I don’t even know what to say here, really.

I’m always a little amazed when people take the time and effort to make this kind of shit, not to mention doing it as well as they have. Don’t get me wrong. I think it’s hilarious. And one can’t help but admire her anal elasticity. I just don’t quite understand how someone has this much time on their hands.

I wish I knew who the model is so I could give her a plug. If you know, tell me in the comments.

Until then, pass it along.

EDIT: One of our favourite Twitter followers, @WoodsyLovesPorn, let us know that this is, in fact, Hot Kinky Jo.

Thanks for that, Woodsy!

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Free Porn Trailer: Innocence Corrupted by Daisy Rock and Trash Meister

Here’s Daisy and Trash’s latest show, Innocence Corrupted.

This movie zeroes in on what has become a very popular sub-genre among lesbian porn fans, the older/younger niche.

Girlfriends Films has been doing this for some time with their Mother-Daughter Exchange Club and Lesbian Seductions Older/Younger series.

But we haven’t really see enough of this kind of thing out of the UK, so I really hope they continue this kind of thing.

In fact, now that I think of it, there just isn’t much girl-girl porn coming out of Britain on DVD at all these days.

Innocence Corrupted is also a little different because there’s definitely a Dominant-submissive dynamic going on in these scenes. And while you may have ascertained that by the title, I think it’s worth noting.  You lesbian fans (yeah, I’m talking about you, Jacco) can be picky as all hell.

It’s also worth mentioning that this is probably one of, if not the best British cast of 2014 so far. It includes April Paisley, Ava Dalush, Candy Sexton, Carly G, Chantelle White, Daisy Rock, Jasmine James, Kimmy Cumlots, Michelle Thorne, and Satine Spark.

And, hey Trash. Is it Satine or Daisy that keeps insisting on using that gag/dildo combo in their scenes together?  I’ve seen it twice now and I get the idea someone particularly fancies it!

Anyway, here’s the trailer. You can pick up your full-length copy by clicking here.

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Free Hardcore Trailer: Sexually Explicit #2 w/ Bonnie Rotten and Anikka Albrite

B. Skow (directing boy/girl movies on behalf of Girlfriends) has happened upon something interesting in Sexually Explicit #2.

While you can always expect solid camera/editing work from the top American gonzo porn studios like Evil Angel, Elegant Angel, and Jules Jordan, it could be said that something is missing.

Gonzo porn, when done correctly, is an art form – no doubt. The very nature of it lends itself to something raw and real. But not all viewers want those rough edges. And not all viewers of vignette style movies want the action to be softer or, perhaps better stated, have that ‘couples-friendly’ vibe.

That’s where Sexually Explicit #2 comes in. It combines that harder action with the more glossy feel of vignettes and feature films.

Bonnie Rotten’s scene in particular give you an idea of what we mean. We know that not everyone among our customers are particularly keen on her alt/punk stylings, but her scene here perfectly demonstrates why she’s AVN’s reigning Female Performer of the Year. Also, she’s wearing a cheerleader’s uniform.  We like cheerleaders.

Also, Anikka Albrite’s fantabulous arse makes and appearance. We like Anikka’s arse too.

The cast also includes Brooklyn Chase and Holly Michaels.

Here’s the trailer, and it seems like the new twist on the established genres you’ve been looking for, click here buy a copy now.

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Free Hardcore Trailer: Maddy O’Reilly is Slutwoman

Elegant Angel’s new Slutwoman has been crowned. It’s pretty important considering Annette Schwarz, a true international smut queen if there ever was one, was the first to boast the title.

And for Maddy O’Reilly, this  honour kind of acts as coming out for her. Through this movie, it’s like she’s being officially presented to the world as the next best thing since facial cumshots or something.

I know it sounds like I’m being sarcastic or something, but I’m really not.

Since 2012, Maddy’s been nominated for pretty much every major award you can think of – but the only honour she’s taken home so far is the AVN for Best Solo Sex scene.

So, it could be argued that she’s a little underrated.

But between being named Slutwoman and her recent star showcase with Mason (simply titled Maddy for the HardX label), she doesn’t really need the awards. They speak for themselves. And let’s be honest. Half of the porn awards are bought and sold with advertising dollars, pussy, and blow anyway.

As far as the movie itself, they make a big deal out of her first DP/DV, but I think the scene that really stands out is her beautiful, bound, outdoor brutalization at the hands of Derrick Pierce. The full cast includes Skin Diamond, Phoenix Marie, Jada Stevens.

So here’s the trailer for her showcase, Maddy O’Reilly is Slutwoman directed by Elegant Angel’s new go-to guy, Mimefreak.

Get your copy here.

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Free Hardcore Trailer: British Fist Fun #1 w/ Samantha Bentley

So is it time to gush about Sam Bentley some more?

Yes it is – and this is why.

But first, let me say this. Rough sex porn for the sake of rough sex doesn’t really do anything for me. I’ve seen plenty of it that is a total boner killer. I won’t mention any names. I do work for a DVD retailer, so I have to keep a certain professional demeanour, even here on the blog. But there are popular studios/directors/producers that (A) obviously make no effort to cast women who truly love this kind of thing, or (B) are actually willing to exploit the ignorance/personal issues models might have to actually degrade them in a very real way.

I can’t abide by that kind of shit. As a result, they’ll never, ever get any play on this blog if I have anything to say about it.

But what PornXn is doing with British models is about as close to perfect as you can get.

And this scene from British Fist Fun #1 starring Samantha Bentley is a perfect example.

As I mentioned in an earlier post, this movie is less about fisting, and more about seriously rough/humiliation role play. Even so, I’m really happy to see it since it’s such a rarity in British porn movies.

Sam pulls this off beautifully and it just goes to show why she’s Britain’s next true international star alongside the likes of Tanya Tate. Barring some calamity, big, big things are going to be happening for her in 2014. She is, to turn a phrase, an honest and proper slut – something I genuinely respect.

So anyway, I’ll just stop and let you watch the damned trailer. Don’t blow your load, though. Wait ’til you get your own copy of the full-length show. Surely you can edge until it arrives in your letter box.

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Free Hardcore Trailer: The Sexual Liberation Of Anna Lee w/ Maddy O’Reilly and India Summer

The gang at New Sensations (and sister studio, Digital Sin) have cemented themselves over the past year or so as one of the truly great studios in porn. In terms of consistently inspired movies month to month (whether more in the realm of vignette collections or feature films), they’ve now surpassed the vast majority of their peers.  As far as our customers over at the Your Choice Web Shop, they consistently outsell some of the old guard that are all too often still referred to as the biggest players in the game.

The Sexual Liberation Of Anna Lee, directed by Jacky St. James, is a perfect example of why I praise them so highly.

Jacky’s work with New Sensations and Digital Sin (including The Temptation of Eve, Incestuous, The Family That Lays Together, and The Submission of Emma Marx among others) is a big part of those studios’ success. Like classic features from the 70’s, she’s able to tell stories through sex, rather than dialogue being mere decorative bookends between fuck scenes.

Either way, we’re pleased with The Sexual Liberation of Anna Lee. It’s one of those excellent twisted tales in porn that come far and few between. The casting of Maddy O’Reilly, who has come along nicely as both a sex princess and an actress was a perfect choice. Her star power is almost certainly over 9000(!!!!). After all, she is Elegant Angel’s new Slutwoman (coming soon).

The full cast includes India Summer, Jessa Rhodes, Natalia Starr, Xander Corvus, Steven St. Croix, and Johnny Castle

The trailer gives you a good glimpse of what I’m talking about here. And you can get your copy of the full-length feature on DVD by clicking here.

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Free Hardcore Clip: TS Pussy Hunters w/ Joanna Jet

In the world of male-to-female transgender porn (or She-Male porn if you’re really fucking crass), only a few names have really stood out to mainstream fans. Gia Darling, Vanity, and of course Britain’s own Joanna Jet.

In fact, Joanna was probably the very first true star among her peers.

Unfortunately, it’s rare to find new(ish) performances from her on DVD. Luckily, the gang at KINK was kind enough to shoot her and Penny Barber for this excellent edition of the TS Pussy Hunters web/DVD series.

The full title is TS Pussy Hunters – She Bottoms to Her Cock, She Bottoms to Her Vagina. Yeah, I know, it’s a little convoluted, but it tells the tale.

This one’s about power exchange. It starts with Penny (a sought after pro dominatrix) working Joanna pretty good. As time goes on, though, Joanna gets her licks in – turning the table on the bitch!

We’re fans of this show, largely because we’re fans of Joanna’s.  Hopefully, we’ll see more scenes from her visits to Kink’s Armory in San Francisco soon.

By the way, hot shoes, Joanna.  🙂

Here’s the clip. Once you’re all hot an bothered, order your copy of the DVD here.

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Free Hardcore Trailer: British Fist Fun #1 w/ Bonnie Rose

Wanna see something rough?

Well, here ya go and HOLY SHIT! Hold on you your arse! You’re in for a hell of a ride!

PornXn isn’t fuckin’ around lately, especially when it comes to their British stuff. If I’m honest, some of their earlier DVDs (largely starring European models) did what they said on the tin, but nothing I’d go so far to say there’s anything really special about. Did the fisting movies have a lot of fisting. Yeah, they did. Did the pissing movies have a lot of pissing? Yes. And I guess they’re fine for enthusiasts, but it’s not something I’d recommend to a first timer trying out the genre.

And this movie does have a flaw. It has fisting (male on female – to the wrist, I might add), but it doesn’t take centre stage.

It works perfectly as a rough sex/extreme movie, though.

And what makes it so great is that the performers (in this case, relative porn newcomer Bonnie Rose) aren’t shark-eyed bitches off the street that need money for their goddamned Gucci (read: crystal methamphetamine) habit.

No, they’re true sexual dynamos who shine in such an environment.

Samantha Bentley also has a scene in this one, but we’ll run her trailer in an upcoming post.

Check out Bonnie and tell me she’s not a blonde dream come true. Well done, girl!

You can pick up your copy of British Fist Fun #1 here.

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Free Hardcore Trailer: Housemates by Joybear w/ Sicilia and Satine Spark

Joybear’s latest feature, Housemates, is out and I’m jazzed about it.

So, for one thing. It’s Joybear. It’s gonna be good.

But what I really, really fucking love about Housemates? Well, as far as I can tell, it marks Satine Spark’s return to boy/girl, at least in terms of DVD releases.

Satine is just fucking adorable. She’s best known for her girl/girl work (we particularly liked her Abby Winters stuff). But it’s hard for me to identify with what’s going on in lesbian porn. I mean, do I beat off to it? Yeah. Does it stay in my spank bank for years to come?  Nope.

So, believe me when I say I’m over the moon that one of my very favourite performers is back on the cock. But I probably won’t wank to it. That might be awkward because I knew her before I ever actually saw her in a sex scene. Then again the awkward feelings may make it even hotter.  I dunno.  I’ll get back to you.

All that said, she doesn’t play the lead role. That honour goes to Sicilia.

Frankly, I’d be lying if said I have any idea who she is. I don’t. And a cursory search doesn’t really turn anything up. So this is very well likely her DVD debut.

The full cast includes Anna Darling, Chessie Kay, and Adreena Winters.

Here’s the clip.  Love it. Buy it.  I SAID BUY IT FUCKERS!!!1

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Free Hardcore Clip: Down on Abby w/ Lexi Lowe

There’s been lots of talk about it, and now it’s here – Down on Abby: Tales from Bottomley Manor.

Unless you’ve been living under rock, you’ll know this is Harmony’s send up of Downton Abbey, the internationally heralded serial drama.

I’m a fan of the show. In a word, it’s brilliant.

But I like Down on Abby better.

See, on the actual show, it’s absolutely rife with misery. People die in horrible accidents, innocent people face the gallows, and all manner of other awful shit.  The only thing that saves the day in every episode is Michelle Dockery’s strangely boner inducing eyebrows.

At least in Down on Abby, people are getting laid. And watching Lexi Lowe give head is just a wonderful thing.

The full cast includes Ava Dalush, Jasmine Jae, Jasmine James, Jess West, Cathy Heaven, Emma Leigh, and Ben Dover himself.

Here’s a little clip featuring the title character, Abby (Lexi Lowe), courtesy Harmony Films. You can buy your copy at the Your Choice Web Shop by clicking here.

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