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Jacco Had a Response to My Snarkiness

You might remember my post from last week where I gave Jacco (everyone’s favourite pale imitation of Hagar the Horrible) the business for “working” the weekend on a Spanish Island.

Here’s his response:

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Fair enough, Jacco.  Fair enough.

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Free Hardcore Gallery: Juvenile Rampage with Ava Dalush, Samantha Bentley, and Lexi Lowe

If you need one reason to buy Juvenile Rampage from Harmony, it’s this orgy scene. There are just so many of Britain’s greatest stars (Sam Bentley, Ava Dalush, and Lexi Lowe to name a few) all packed in there.

It’s just magical, isn’t it?

Pictures speak louder than words, so here ya go.

Pick up your copy now by clicking here.

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While We’re Stuck in the Office, This is Going On in Majorca….

You might remember Jacco.  He’s an asshole.

See, while I’m slaving away in this office, he’s in Mallorca ‘working’ at the Eurowebtainment trade show.

Yeah. From the looks of these pictures Jacco sent me, he’s working really, really hard.

Fuck him.

By the way, there’s a ton of newly released movies in our latest Online Catalogue. Lots of good shows there. Go check’em out!

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Twitter Pic of the Day: Could Resist Sarah Jane’s Arse?

We couldn’t.

Sarah Jane is one of our favourites, even if we don’t see nearly enough of her work on DVD. Aside from being sexy, she’s just a total sweetie behind the scenes, and we happy to call her a friend.

But, even being friends, I can’t help but look at her ass and think, “I bet my face would fit quite comfortably in that crease.”

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*motorboat sounds*

It just dawned on my that this is the first time I’ve ever actively thought about motorboating a bum.

Anyway, thanks for being such a sexy minx, Sarah. And thanks for actually talking to me as if I weren’t a total loser anytime I see you out and about.

As I mentioned we rarely get a chance to see her on DVD, but a few noteworthy movies are:

Your Choice Viewers’ Wives #49

Your Choice Viewers’ Wives #50

On A Dogging Mission #25

On a Dogging Mission #27

You can also subscribe to her Twitter feed (@sarahjanexxx86) or spend a few quid by booking her on her Adult Work page.

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Twitter Pic of the Day: Darla Crane Makes the 90’s Look Good

Darla Crane , is among one of porn’s great MILF-types. In many ways (besides not actually being my wife) she’s perfect for a guy like me.

She describes herself as a “Geeky, neurotic pop culture junkie,” and a “Commie pinko liberal.”

I’m both of those things.

We can also attest to the fact that she’s kinky. I like kinky.

Darla’s also just all kinds of hot, and not in the stereotypical Southern California, polystyrene kind of way. No, she’s the kind of chick you see in the grocery store and hope some accident has you crashing your carts together, and later crashing your junk together.

And then this photo sealed the deal:

We hope they vacuumed the carpet first. Nothing worse than cat hair tickling yer nips.

Apparently, this is Darla in a wig during the early 90’s generally dressed in a way that we feel channels Cassandra Peterson (aka Elvira, Mistress of the Dark) perfectly. Given that Elvira waited patiently for me in my spank bank several nights out of the week when I was a teenager, you can see why this photo tickles me in my general pants area.

Thanks for sharing this, Darla.

You can check out all of the films we have starring Darla Crane here.

You can also follow her on Twitter here and visit her Official Website here.

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Twitter Pic of the Day: Mai Bailey’s Vulnerable, Raw Self-Portrait

Usually, I use the Twitter Pic of the Day for comedy relief. But today, I stumbled across this rather haunting and beautiful selfie by British star, Mai Bailey.

Kind of like a Rembrandt with more tattoos.

To go along with the photo, she Tweeted:

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I think this is a sentiment we can all relate to. Moments of misspent youth on holiday, be it Blackpool, Myrtle Beach, or any other place where misbehaviour is expected. Those days are long gone for most of us, but we always remember them with a grin. It’s nostalgia at it’s best.

The other thing I like about this photo is that it’s something honest. Let’s face it, porn is full of smoke and mirrors. There are some performers who are true sexual adventurers (Dana Vespoli, Lily Cade, Belladonna, India Summer, , Annette Schwarz, Mason (director for HardX, Erotica X), but most of what we see is, indeed, performance.The gaping areses, facial cumshots, and gangbangs are more often like circus tricks than pursuits of sexual gratification.

So when we happen across something so pure like this from one of Britain’s more important stars, it’s something to treasure.

Now for my sales pitch.

If you’d like to see more of her, check out Mai Bailey’s movies here.

You’d also be wise to follow her on Twitter.

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Free Hardcore Gallery: Voracious Season Two Vol. 2 w/ Samantha Bentley, Mira Sunset, and Rocco Siffredi

One of the most important ongoing works in porn on either DVD or the Intert00bs is the Voracious serial; John “Buttman” Stagliano’s big-budget series about filthy fucking vampires.

The vibe of the stories is similar to Fashionistas, Stagliano’s most famous and critically recognized induvidual work. They’re dark, moody, kinky, and often times, downright brutal.

And the phrase downright brutal quite accurately describes the scene represented below from Voracious Season Two Vol. 2, featuring Samantha Bentley, Mira Sunset, and Rocco Siffredi.

I’ll be interested to see whether or not this scene gets attention at the various awards nominations later in the year. The potential is there, for sure.

Here’s the gallery.  Make sure to pick up your copy of Voracious Season Two Vol. 2 here.

Images Courtesy Evil Angel

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Twitter Pic of the Day: A Birthday Blowjob w/ Jasmine Jae and Ryan Ryder

Here’s something you might not know; Jasmine Jae and Ryan Ryder are an off-set couple. To be precise, they’re married.

Then again, you might know all about it since Ryan and Jasmine caused something of a stir a couple of years ago. Ryan (a.k.a. Craig Chalmers) was enjoying a reasonably successful career in musical theatre – placing 5th on (yet another goddamned) TV talent competition. Sadly, his work in the porn business has put an end to his television and stage career for now. After all, the guy’s fucking talented.

Something tells me he’ll have his day again, though. In the meantime, I’d rather have him as one of the few British porn studs that matter.

All that said, it’s always nice to see a porn couple who are genuinely happy and actually still bang each other. Believe it or not, it’s pretty rare.

They were kind enough to share this candid evidence of their successful relationship; Jasmine giving Ryan some birthday head.

Awww. Isn’t that sweet! Don’t forget to gag on it a little for all us schmucks out here, Jasmine.

So well done, folks, and congrats on your birthday, Ryan.

You can check out some of Ryan Ryder’s movies by clicking here. And if you’re more interested in his wife (sorry, Ryan, but it is more likely), check out Jasmine Jae’s movies here.

You may want to follow them over on Twitter as well (@_jasmine_jae, @RyanRyderxxx)

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Twitter Pic of the Day: Nuclear Hydrogen to Helium Fusion and India Summer’s Anus

So, the female form is a glorious and magical thing. Especially India Summer’s form.

And of all the pornstars I’ve come to fancy in 10 years in the business, India (and possibly Devinn Lane, even if she’s completely off the map these days) is probably the one I’d choose to go out on a date with should she consent to such a thing.

But after seeing this photo, I might be reconsidering.

Where’s Neil deGrasse Tyson when you need him? I get the idea he’s the only one who can explain this phenomena.

I mean, what if the date goes well? What if she asks me to push my unremarkable, average sized cork into her butt and this happens again.

I dunno, India. I think you’re great and all, but I don’t want to get my neatly trimmed pubes scorched.

So yeah, that was all pretty silly, but that’s the point of this column.

We have a slew of movies with Miss India herself, and you can buy them by the armful here.

They’re all rather fresh. (Check out my hip-hop slang. OG Scottie Mac in the hizzy. *drops mic*)

I would like it (and I’m sure India wouldn’t mind) if you checked out her Twitter feed (@MsIndiaSummer).

Ta for now, nerds.

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Twitter Pic of the Day: Daisy Rock’s Puppy Love

ISN’T THIS FUCKING ADORABLE!

Daisy Rock’s a filthy fucker! But even smut queens have their tender moments, right?

Are bulldog kisses better than cock slaps, Daisy?

If you don’t ‘awwww’ at this pic, you’re dead inside… and you’re dead to me.

You can pick up few of her DVD’s here on the Your Choice Web Shop (we particularly recommend her own productions, Pornography #1 and Pornography #2).

You’ll also want to follow her Twitter feed (@DaisyRockUK) and check out her Official Website.

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